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Christmas Jokes
Silly jokes are good for getting us loosened up so our brains won’t be so up tight that it only thinks of things we’ve already thought of. What fun is that? We need to let our brains laugh and get all those old cobwebs cleaned out so it can start sparking new ideas.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve.
What is the name of Santa Claus’ dog? Santa Paws.
How many presents can Santa Claus fit into his empty sack? Only one because after that it isn’t empty anymore.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
What do you call an old snowman? Water!
What’s white and goes up? A confused snowflake!
Where do snowmen go to dance? A snow ball!
I know, those were too silly. You can do much better. Maybe you could send me your favorite silly jokes and we could put them here on the webpage.
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